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Sylvester Calzone

The Fairly OddParents (2001) (Click Me)

Sylvester Calzone is a famous actor in the episode, "Movie Magic" who was forced to appear in Timmy Turner's movie. He is an obvious parody of Sylvester Stallone. Sylvester is very well built and is described by Sanjay as having a "well-oiled chest". When he speaks, he talks in a mumbling cadence that becomes completely incoherent in later episodes. Sylvester Calzone is a big budget movie actor that is known for punching out his critics. He is an actor and a film maker, who has won a Dimmy for his work at the Dimmadance Film Festival. He also owns a sleek Italian sports car, and three palatial estates only a Dimmy-award winning actor can afford. Similar to Juandissimo, his suits sometimes rip from his muscles, to which he will quickly run off and back on screen with a new suit on. "You're the species, I'm the extinction."

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